Death Rattle, prestigious purveyors of boisterous badinage & imprudent imparlance, invites you to take advantage of a special limited-time offer...
READ UR POEMS; BECOME A BIRD W/ HAIR !!
featuring the good guitar music of GREASE GUN !!
We found an old Withe of Winged Whimsy in the attic & it has exactly eight (8) charges left! If you come over & read some of your poems for us, then we will transform you into a bird! But that's not all! Your current human hairstyle at the time of bewitchery will transfer to your new bird-bod! This will grant you a +2 bonus to your charisma stat & automatically catalogue you in the Esteemed List of fictional birds, while dramatically increasing the likelihood of your being cast in a DreamWorks Animation movie for children & adult-presenting-persons-who-are-actually-children-like-Robin-Williams-in-Jack-or-Jennifer-Garner-in-13-Going-on-30-for-example!
PLEASE REMEMBER: This is a safe space event- no hate speech, phobic language, or slurs, respect and love your fellow community members and the house.
READING LIST SO FAR: We have 8 spots available in total!
1. Ameerah Bader
2. Jaclyn Rose Perez
3. Fatima Tall
Suggested donation: $5, ALL PROCEEDS GO TOWARDS DEATH RATTLE WRITER'S FESTIVAL 2017